don't fear the roofer script

I've been tracking a tear in the fabric of space-time, which combined with airborne pieces of metal at Builder's Barn to create a miniature black hole. Till when? I went through a lot of pain and suffering because of this "little misunderstanding.". I don't have a friend in the world. - Don't fear! Hey, I'm real sorry I never made it back yesterday. Also, gerontological studies have demonstrated that animal companions can slow the inevitable decline of... Why don't you go find a parade and rain on it? Someday that bowl will overflow, and I'll be there. Oh, kids, I heart you, too. It's a surprise party for Lenny thrown by his closest friends. So why didn't you invite me? I'm sure everyone's happier with Santa's Little Helper here to love them. Of course we are. This says my kid attempted something. Why did you start fixing our roof and then just disappear? Well, Kent, we are, uh, exploring two theories at this point. All right. I have 45 minutes to get ready for the prom! You gotta help me finish this pitcher of beer. (LAUGHING) We'll laugh! Although, to be honest, I did enjoy lying down. It's true. (LAUGHS) Hey, wait a minute! Everything impresses you. Now I see him again! Professor Frink, what's the scientific explanation for this unusually severe thunderstorm? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (SHIVERING) (SHAKILY) Now. I'm gonna look that up. - I can't get my hand out! Marge, write that down so we can have it at home. Wait, Homer. Hey, come on! Marge doesn't approve of Homer's "Hot Wheels" gutter system and questions what type of father can't keep a roof over his family's head. Um, A, either we have a super cell of high-pressure fronts, or B, God is bowling! I wanted you to bring me the stack of tiles from the top shelf. Pizza, pizza. That's six years planning down the drain! I hurt someone else. And you'll never guess where. (Hawking) I can answer that. It's after 6:00! The Simpsons S 16 E 16 Dont Fear The Roofer. Oh! Now. "Ray Magini" is an anagram for "imaginary." A dog? Homer meets a new friend, Ray the Roofer, but gets confined to a mental institution when his friends and family think he made him up. You kids can relax. You felt lonely and unappreciated, so you made him up. Homer, how did you think I'd feel when I saw that? I bake a cake shaped like Lenny's favorite barstool, and you wreck it! You're looking at the new owner of the Little Caesars down the street. All rights reserved. Tomorrow morning you buy some shingles and fix that roof yourself! Well, his dandiness will slowly return with time. After being nagged by Marge, he is happy to meet a friendly contractor, voiced by Ray Romano. Yes, he does. As time passes, however, the … Hey, Dad. I don't know. (PAGER BEEPING) Oh, sorry, man. Of course we are. Sorry, that button sticks. Tomorrow morning you buy some shingles and fix that roof yourself! My new best friend! That's what I like about you, Homer. (GROANS) I see Ray, too. I got standards. When did I agree to that? (GASPS) A sign! Oh, sorry, Homer. Well, that's all very convincing and... (THUDDING) (BLABBERS) He's right over there! Finally, a bar for men who like to drink and look at sexy women. Someday that bowl will overflow, and I'll be there. (SLAMS) Stupid Homer-hating family. But recent historical evidence indicates that Robin Hood did not actually exist. Oh... Oh! Wow. Don't worry, Marge. I have 45 minutes to get ready for the prom! To my new buddy! Something like that. This week, it's "Don't Fear the Roofer" from season sixteen. Remember when you said if I used a chainsaw unsupervised, I'd hurt myself? Goodbye, college! There's still one last thing that doesn't make sense. BCDB Rating: "Don't Fear The Roofer" has not yet received enough votes to be rated. Knockers on Route 98. Ray would high five me. What surprise? Check 'Don't Fear the Roofer' translations into Spanish. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. (MUTTERS) So as I was saying, Homer, Mondays, 9:00, CBS. (ALL COOING) A dog? And why is the hole in the roof even bigger? We'll let you go when you admit there is no Ray Magini. It was simply a reflection. (CHUCKLES) There's one in every neighborhood. (Men) (SINGING) For he's a jolly good fellow... Oh, guys. Look, I just came down with a case of shingles. Well, I want to be, if you want to be. S16E16: Don't Fear the Roofer. Goodbye, Ray! Oh, look! Title: The Simpsons Original Production Staff "DON'T FEAR THE ROOFER" Storyboard Production Company: 20th Century Fox Episode - "DON'T FEAR THE ROOFER" - GABF10 Pages: 58 Size: 8.5" x 15" Year: 2004 Media: Staff storyboard copy. I get this. S16E16: Don't Fear the Roofer. Right after Pat Sajak. (ALL CHEERING) Wait. (WHIRS) (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) (SCREAMS) Real. Right now! D'oh! Post your Comments or Review This page has been viewed 21 times this month, and 334 times total. Professor Frink, what's the scientific explanation for this unusually severe thunderstorm? I want to bring him back to life. My family hates me. Hey, you want to split this? Don't worry, honey. Bye! This is gonna take some work. Discover The 138th Simpsons Podcast 79: S16 E16 - Don't Fear the Roofer. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. (originally aired May 1, 2005) In another inaccurate marketing gimmick, FOX billed this show as the 350th episode, touting its big name guest star Ray Romano. I bet the old people will be acting like young people, like in those cell phone ads everyone hates. That was rubber covered in Vaseline! I'm sorry. Wow. (SCREAMS) (LAUGHING) (GROANS) (GASPS) Homer! There has to be someone who saw him. Look at the size of that nacho plate! (CHUCKLES) Kidding! Man: Whoo-hoo! It's raining outside! You gotta help me finish this pitcher of beer. Sorry, Homer. Flanders, you saw Ray on the roof with me! I bet the old people will be acting like young people, like in those cell phone ads everyone hates. Bart saw him at the Builder's Barn. When you're getting juiced, can you hold my turtle? I don't have a friend in the world. (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) (SCREAMS) Fascinating. How can I get my wife to love me again? Why did you start fixing our roof and then just disappear? Hey, boy. Uh, yeah, that's what I meant. Oh... Oh! (LAUGHING) The sun. Water flows down here, through the straightaway, a couple of wicked S-turns, around the loop of death, and out the mail slot. Real. (SCOFFS) You're right, Marge. Original used production script … However, he spoils a surprise party for Lenny, and makes it worse when the barstool he sits on turns to be a cake in the shape of Lenny's favorite seat, so Homer gets tossed out by Moe. Ugh! I'll tell you what, let me get a few more supplies, and I'll come flght over and I'll finish your roof! You can also buy, rent The Simpsons on demand at Disney+, Amazon, Vudu, Microsoft Movies & TV, Google Play, iTunes online. (GRUNTS AFFECTIONATELY) (ALL CHEERING) Can we keep your dog, please? Jeez, Louise! What are you doing? Hello, Homer. Don't Fear the Roofer is the 16th episode of The Simpsons season 16. You'll see. (SCOFFS) You're right, Marge. Oh... Homer, come down for dinner. Then it's the yard's problem. I'm psychic. If you want to be? Well, you were wrong. Old man Johnson knew everything about fixing stuff. Now! Edit Clip Timeline Auto-GIF. Did I add that right? Don't worry, honey. That teddy bear survived three safety recalls, but it couldn't survive you! F.D. (WHIMPERS) (DOOR SLAMS) (BOTH LAUGHING) Ah, that's Ned Flanders. That teddy bear survived three safety recalls, but it couldn't survive you! Condition: Very Good Then you can just look at the portrait I painted of him. Oh, great, Homer! Hey, Homer! You didn't validate my parking. Ray's a figment of your imagination, Homer. His truck's gonna come around the corner right now. I woke up to find an owl eating a mouse on the pillow next to me. His truck's gonna come around the corner right now. I don't want to hear any more about Ray! When you're getting juiced, can you hold my turtle? Ray doesn't exist. How did you know? (BOTH WHINING) You know, it's too bad. Well, I want to be, if you want to be. Ray's gonna be here any minute. Not too long. Okay, beat it! Tell me, was the roof in good condition when you bought the house? I'm gonna pet you raw! I hurt someone else. I got standards. We'll let you go when you admit there is no Ray Magini. That's what I like about you, Homer. Look, I just came down with a case of shingles. Just a licensed and bonded roofer. My stupid friends kick me out of their stupid party. I mainly bought this house for the view. He is, too! (GRUNTS) (GROANS) One, two, three, four! On account of my eye patch, I couldn't see Ray sitting at the bar. Now let's explore the improbable series of events that led to this amusing yet tragic farce. High five! Hey, Homer! Well, that's a world of difference. I think that means six more weeks of autumn. I'm no marriage counselor. Sweetheart, your friend, Ray is in your head. Accidents happen. Ray's a figment of your imagination, Homer. I found us a roofer last night. I'm sure everyone's happier with Santa's Little Helper here to love them. At least there's one place I'm always welcome. That's right. I declare a nail war! Give me one that doesn't taste so good. Pizza, pizza. Well, you were wrong. He's on his way. Huh? Yeah. I'm psychic. Then it's the yard's problem. The episode is a … Look, I don't know if I want a roofer who hangs out in bars. Something much more else. Homer, that's just to bite on, not to eat. Once is never enough with a man like you Next song. Update: 2020-07-30. Hey, I'm real sorry I never made it back yesterday. Don't worry, honey. All I saw was you eating and drinking and talking to yourself. You came at the agreed-upon time! Oh, he turned a corner. What dog? Boy, that really hurt. And we're done. Oh, sorry, Homer. Woman: (SINGING) Do that to me one more time. Lisa: My hamster! Fine and dandy? You're all crooks. Look, I don't know if I want a roofer who hangs out in bars. Well, I can see I'm not wanted here. I hope we're still friends. We think alike, we act alike, we finish each other's sandwiches. (CHUCKLES) So Ray does exist? I think Ray could be the one. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Pizza, pizza. (GRUNTS) I am so sick of hearing about that stupid, unreliable Ray, who, by the way, I have never even met! Share. We couldn't tell you ahead of time because you'd spill the beans. Don’t Fear the Roofer. Views: 85 (MACHINE WHIRS) (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) (SCREAMS) (HISSING) (BLABBERING) How you feeling, sweetie? (CRASHING) (SCREAMS) (SNORING) Homer! Hot Wheels to the rescue! There's nothing you can do. Keep my dog? I just lost this eye last night. "Don't Fear the Roofer" is the sixteenth episode of the sixteenth season of The Simpsons. Uh, I'll tell you what it means when it's over. We call them senior citizens. Deal. Let me know if you see anything you like. Homer, no one has ever seen Ray but you. Don't Fear the Roofer: | | "|Don't Fear the Roofer|" is the sixteenth episode of the |sixteenth season|... World Heritage Encyclopedia, the aggregation of the largest online encyclopedias available, and the most definitive collection ever assembled. Wait. Pizza, pizza. Surprise? Excuse us for a moment. They'll all be sorry when I invent the world's best-tasting cola. Views: 4 (LAUGHING) What's in the box? Ray wouldn't fit in my head. How come at Builder's Barn, I saw Homer talking to thin air. Plota Táirgeadh Tagairtí Oh, thank God. (CHUCKLES) Gee, I thought my vision was perfect, and here I was worshipping false eyeballs. Pizza, pizza. Sorry, Kent. (SPUTTERING) (GASPS) Homer, do something about this leak. Homer meets a new friend, Ray (Ray Romano) the Roofer, but gets confined to a mental institution when … 2.25 5 2. Sorry, Homer. High five! Yeah. Ray'll be back any minute. Type: Storyboard - used to animate and time the episode. I'd like a beer and a sympathetic ear. That's what Grandmother. He's a human man. Come on, kids. I saw you talking to yourself. Hey, my name's Ray. (HOMER SNORING) Homer! Then we're gonna take the dog to the V-E-T. Huh? What's going on? Ray Magini. Huh? You'll have to call me a "Ray-theist" because I don't believe I saw him. Did you make enough for Ray? The pickings have been rather slim in syndication of late. How did you know? Oh! Hey, no problem. He's not coming back! What are you talking about? Man, I'm glad to be off that electroshock table. Your father is fine now. Pizza, pizza. You know, son, my dad used to take me down to Johnson's Hardware. Yeah. And you'll never guess where. (STRAINING) (CHUCKLES) Struggle all you want, Homer. Used by Film Roman in the making the series. Do you see anyone here who isn't here? It is raining in Springfield, and Homer 's roof is leaking, so Homer takes the only sensible course of action; he heads off to Moe's Tavern. I mainly bought this house for the view. Oh, sorry, son. Kent Brockman here with Stormwatch 6. Actually, the technical term is electroconvulsive therapy. Then take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D. Huh? Sorry, Kent. Don't worry. But I can make funny sounds in your microphone. Appear and strike them down! Flanders, you saw Ray on the roof with me! Yeah. Come and visit us again soon. Want a treat? Homer, how did you think I'd feel when I saw that? (GROANS) Oh! So what's Stephen Hawking doing here? Welcome to Knockers, hon. There's still one last thing that doesn't make sense. Uh, I'll tell you what it means when it's over. Yay, Mom! Well, he'd better high five our roof! Perfect storm hits Springfield, and Marge demands that Homer fix their leaking roof WHIRS ) ( SCREAMS (. 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